#SAFE TUMBLR ITS SAFE!!! PLEASE...

[mellosghosts]

in my heart this joke is in the movie, but unfortunately im afraid only we, hughjackmaniacs, would get it 🥀

[neatnete]

[exandr0th-0f-viscera]

PwNPD, I'm making a video on why I would argue that the use of the word "narc" in the context of a narcotics officer/someone who would snitch to the cops does not negate the derogatory meaning. However, I wanted to hear what the rest of you had to say on it since I think feedback will help me create a more satisfactory script.

Unless you are someone from the opposition who has a different point than 1. just stating the definition of the word as if I don't understand it or 2. mocking people because "then wouldn't it be pronounced narse?" ...Yeah, I've already heard those 'arguments'. I'm primarily looking for feedback from pwNPD that are of the same opinion as me, but may have different argumentation I didn't think of. Anonymous asks are allowed on my blog, so if you don't want your name attached then I am happy to receive feedback that way.

I DO plan on integrating anything helpful into my video, so I may end up messaging people if there's anything that stands out and may need further discussion privately. I will be sure to give proper credits where it's due.

Other than that, either way you fall in the discourse, feel free to answer the following poll. "Narcissist" includes anyone who identifies as one, whether you have NPD traits, self dx or are clinically diagnosed. I may make a follow-up poll later if I end up feeling there wasn't a good enough variety of options.

[cryptidclownz]

updated ref of my oc naryn!

no bg + scarred alternate

i tried my hand at writing a little scene of the whole naryn/lamb backstory!! im not super proud of it but i dont usually share my writing so i figured i might as well!

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Another crusade through Darkwood gave the lamb time to think. To unwind. Slaughtering beasts and heretics was a favorite pastime of theirs, but their followers grew ever needy. Demanding. They dreaded a request for materials that would be better spent on medicine and worship, but the scolding their god would give them if they refused was just as infuriating. A leader must provide, he would tell them. Your followers will dissent without proper care. Coddling, more like. Lambert was not a gentle leader, and they had no intention to be one. As much as they wished they could toss their flock to the wolves and go on about their life, The Lamb knew Narinder was right. Their flock would be rewarded for hard work and good behavior, any recruits would find their new life comfortable as long as they behaved. If they didn’t, The One Who Waits had no issue if a follower appeared in his realm in the middle of the night now and then.

Although they were out to gather camellias for a follower desperate to win one of their disciple’s affection, Lambert felt right at home in the dungeons. They handled heretics and monsters with relative ease, well acquainted with the tricks enemy cultists thought would fool them.

The Lamb walked, bored, through another few clearings, only sometimes remembering their original task and picking a few flowers to toss into the crown’s infinite storage. A soft rustling in the trees, the telling shuffling of feet on the ground. The Lamb’s sword was drawn before the ambush had even landed around them.

Boring. Predictable.

They went after the boldest attacker first; a smaller hooded figure than the others who carried an unproportionately large axe. It swung at them, but the weight of the axe slowed it down. The blade of The Lamb’s sword hit the axe’s hilt, slamming it down just inches away from their hooves with unexpected power. The heretic wasn’t given the time to pry its weapon out of the dirt before the Lamb swung at its neck, slicing past muscle and bone with a sickening slap.

The Lamb didn’t behead it, leaving the near-dead heretic to scream in agony for a few moments before it finally died. They were unphased by the rest of the troop storming toward them, having learned by now that heretics don’t take the time to mourn their fallen.

The sword almost seemed to move on its own; slicing through the throats of some and gutting others. Lambert cast a curse in the direction of the two remaining, though the tentacles that rose from the ground only caught one. The Lamb didn’t mind. They preferred to do the work themselves, anyway.

They gripped the handle of the crown’s sword tightly, taking chase after the last remaining heretic. The Lamb moved with powerful, calculated steps, letting the runner think it had a chance to get away. It wasn’t every day that an attacker would try to run, after all.

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The heretic bolted.

He ran with all of his might, adrenaline willing his trembling body forward despite the gash in his side and the blood of his troop that stained his person. The uniformed hood he wore fell back with every desperate leap forward, and the cold air that rushed past his fur made the tips of his ears burn. He didn’t dare look back, too afraid to see the figure of that monster behind him. The heretic hardly noticed the tears that whipped past his cheeks, wet and sticky like the rest of the blood that coated him. Not his blood. He was alive, even if his friends weren’t. Gods, they were gone, weren’t they? They were-

His foot caught on a slippery root. The cat was flat on the ground before he could feel the sharp sting of pain from his ankle.

“No,” He choked out, voice hoarse. “No, no, no, no-”

Slow, heavy footsteps cut off his thoughts. The heretic kicked and clawed desperately at the dirt beneath him, but his movements were frantic and uncoordinated. The Lamb would have found it funny if they weren’t irritated by the sticky residue coating their arms and fleece. They approached the hooded figure so slowly it was cruel, listening to the panicked breaths and gasps that came from it.

“Rise, heretic,” Their voice was horrifyingly level, and the hooded figure could spot the glint of their sword out of the corner of his eye as they lifted it towards him. He was going to die.

“P-Please,” The voice that sounded from the heretic was quiet and shaky, but his limbs trembled more violently as he propped himself up on his forearms and cautiously turned. With his ankle still caught on the root, the cat was forced to twist his body to look up. His hood slowly fell from his ears, no longer casting any shadows on his face. He was going to die. “Please, spare me.”

The Lamb froze.

They stared down at the heretic before them, eyes widening in a state of shock that was entirely foreign to them.

A black cat stared back, the dark amber of his tear-filled eyes glinting red in the sparse lighting of the Darkwood forest. His long, pointed ears pinned back against his skull, the tips nearly pressing together. His fur was blood-splattered and matting in the direction of the drying redness, but the Lamb could still see that perfect black beneath it. Their eyes shifted to the heretic’s forehead, where a discolored splatter of blood stained the fur. At least, that’s what they thought it was.

Their eyes narrowed.

The Lamb moved closer, stepping over the root that the cowardly heretic was trapped underneath. They stood in front of him, sword lowered but still pointed near the cat’s head. Unsatisfied by what they saw, the Lamb lowered to a squat, causing him to gasp and flinch back. His eyes screwed shut, awaiting the same agonizing pain that he’d just witnessed his troop suffer.

And yet, it never came. Instead, he felt a hand on the top of his head, firmly planted but not suggesting any malice. The Lamb took a moment to feel his fur. Soft, they realized. Such a familiar texture.

Their hand moved further down, landing on the red blood on the heretic’s forehead. They pressed down and slid their hand to the side, expecting it to smear or crumble off entirely. When that didn’t happen, their breath quickened. The cat didn’t know why. He pried his eyes slowly open, pupils dilated about as far as they would go. He searched the Lamb’s expression warily, but he was about as lost as they were. It was hard to distinguish exactly what this was. Excitement? Fear? Confusion? Maybe it was a mix of everything. The source of their confliction, however, was no question.

This heretic was the spitting image of The One Who Waits, down to the most subtle stripes in his fur and the red in his eyes. The red mark on his forehead was distinctly eye-shaped, like some sort of mimic of their god’s divine features. It was almost revolting, the fact that a lowly heretic would be blessed with such features–- such mockery. The Lamb’s expression hardened, and the heretic noticed. He wanted to pull away, to scream, to plead for his life, but the heretic’s throat ran dry. He could only watch as the Lamb continued to inspect him as if they were searching for just one inconsistency; one reason to kill the vile mimic that tried to fool them. There were none.

“You...” The Lamb began, dropping their hand to the underside of his jaw and jerking his head up. There was no telling what went on in their head, even as their sword warped back into the shape of a crown and sat atop their head. Their glare seemed to soften a moment later. “Where have you been?”

[caluski]

today marks another birthday for this sweet, wonderful, kind, and amazing creature that goes by the name Żmija. nearly popping out in the fall, but with her heart as hot and impatient as the sun of july morning, she rushed for the last days of summer where she truly belongs - so of course, a summertime portrait it is :-)

wishing you the happiest and most love-filled of celebrations, @slavicafire -from yours truly and yours forever :-)

[theskullkid]

HEY, BITCHES, LISTEN TO ME IF YOU’RE IN THE FUCKING MARKET FOR MAKING NSFW ASMR OR CONTENT ON YOUTUBE.

EITHER A), DON’T, AND MAKE A PATREON OR ONLYFANS AND DO IT THERE

OR B), AGE RESTRICT YOUR FUCKING SHIT.

I KNOW DOING THIS IN ALL CAPS MAKES ME SEEM EXTRAORDINARILY UNPROFESSIONAL BUT THIS IS A TOPIC IM VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT SO SIT YOUR FAT ASSES DOWN AND LISTEN FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE YOU FREAKY BUFFOONS

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THERE ARE MINORITIES ON YOUTUBE, RIGHT? YOU MAY THINK, “THEY CAN KNOW NOT TO CLICK ON THE VIDEO!” WELL, MAYBE SO, BUT CONSIDER THAT IF YOU HAVE AN ELEVEN OR TEN YEAR OLD THAT DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK THE TITLE MEANS AND CLICKS ON IT OUT OF CURIOSITY, THEN WHATRE YOU GOING TO HAVE?

ITS THE FACT OF THE MATTER THAT YOU SHOULD WANT TO AGE RESTRICT YOUR SHIT. YOU WANT TO ENSURE THAT YOU REACH YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE AND NOT MINORITIES. EVEN IF YOU SAY 18+ IN THE TITLE, THATS NOT GOING TO CUT IT, ‘CAUSE THEY CAN STILL WATCH IT.

AGE RESTRICT YOUR SHIT. PLEASE. THIS IS COMING FROM A MINOR THAT DOESNT WANT TO SEE IT. WHETHER THE VIDEOS ARE LONG FORM OR SHORTS. BUT IF YOURE INTRIGUED IN MAKING THOSE KINDS OF CONTENT, YOU SHOULD REALLY GO IN THE WAY OF A PATREON. PLEASE. I BEG.

[neechees]

I have a very important question

[wiredalienvampire]

@/ homophobic rayman fanboys who insist that he's straight explain this then

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

no okay i gotta rant. the changes Tumblr is making / is going to make Fucking Suck! they do! they clutter the site, fuck up perfectly fine button placements and such, and just mess with stuff that wasnt broken to begin with but certainly is now!

and the shit with like... collapsible reblog chains... all because they want to cater to people joining Tumblr from other sites. like??? excuse me?? they're coming to Our House. you dont completely remodel your home just because a new roommate is moving in. newcomers adapt. the site shouldn't unless it's to improve. absolutely fucking ridiculous.

i really dont wanna lose this site, its the only one i can handle using and i actively Enjoy using it because its unique. @staff please for the love of everything Leave It Be. let newcomers adjust and learn how to use our site as is. if yall kill tumblr for such a bs reason...

[st7arlight]

sometimes i remember that there are minors on tumblr. that's so scary what are you doing here

[greatestcreations]

TUMBLR WAR BEGIN'S THIS SUMMER.

Static: [ It doesn't matter what I do. ] [ You will never be satisfied. ]

[ How come someone can post a picture of just cake or porn and get thousand's of views.

[ but when people like me try to put hard work into our art. we get up to 8 views. ]

[ Even If I was to make the show. you people wouldn't care at all. ]

[ I am slowly dying. if I can't entertain. I will be erased from history. but you will never care. ]

[ so were doing the arg. but this time were not doing a show. ]

[ TUMBLR TAKEOVER ]

[ this summer. your all going to suffer ]

[ IT'S TIME YOU DISGUSTING FILTH FINALLY NOTICES US. HELL IS COMING. AND NOW YOU WILL ALL DIE ]

[ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ]

[ THIS SUMMER THE TUMBLR WAR WILL BEGIN ]

static slowly starts crying.

[proselfshipsafespace]

When you gotta use a tumblr alt cause you can’t Proship on main

as someone who does this too, same

[soupcat345]

HIM!!

pretty.........

[alien-til-i-stage]

WIAT YOUR. NINTENDO SWITCH. ITS A BLUE ONE??? I ALSO HAVE A BLUE ONE

ITS DESTINT!!! IM YOU AND YOUR ME!!!

[humblefryingpan]

We're getting kinda close to October so a little upsetting remember - if you have a black cat keep them inside on and around halloween

The reason is pretty bad and kinda gory so I put it under the cut

Since black cats are associated with evil and witches, people will kill them, abuse them and/or perform rituals on them in October

Some people have kidnapped cats and killed them, or tied fireworks to them, some people have done rituals and 'sacrificed' them

Most pet shops/animal rescues won't let people adopt cats around halloween because of the sick things people do to them (and because the ones that live usually get sent back right after halloween)

It's sick and so wrong, I keep my cat in for most of the month because I don't want him in danger and I should not have to do that. So protect your cats, don't be a dick and happy halloween

[inkykeiji]

YOUR DABI NII-SAN ONE-SHOT WITH NATSUO?!?! OH MY IT WAS SO GOOD AND I WAS GRIPPING MY PHONE READING IT 💦💦💦💦💦

it was so good and I saw your m.list and lost it jdjsjjd I am a sucker for nii-san’s 😫😫 I do have a question to read the series in order which do I start with?!

I’m going to binge read them as soon as I can because they’re so good and well written plus the emotions you add is chefs kiss, thank you for doing the work 🙏🏻

AH HELLO!!!!! <333 aw thank you so much!!! i’m super glad to hear that you enjoyed it! (´∀｀)♡

OKAY a very good question since there is a LOT of pieces set within my touya-nii AU so i will lay them all out here for you, in order!!

main series:

part one | part two | part three (or 2.2 hehehe)

oneshots in chronological order + how long after the main series they take place:

you told me that you love me, that’s not easy to do - takes place in between part one and part two

at least i have the memory (keigo!) - takes place in between part one and part two

i’m about to show you the beginning is the end - takes place directly after part three

the clock is ticking, running out of time (tomura, hypothetical situation and NOT canon) - takes place after the full events of the main series

i take my pills and i’m happy all the time - takes place about a year and a half after the full events of the main series

my snowman and me - a five part christmas series that takes place two years after the full events of the main series

i don’t know where but she sends me there - takes place after my snowman and me

i love you - i know - takes place after my snowman and me

touya-nii summer collection - takes place after my snowman and me

getting naughty with natsuo: part one (what u read!) | part two - takes place after my snowman and me

for further reading, if you’re ever interested, i have a compilation of all of my touya-nii AU asks up until march 2022 which you can find under my scribbles + sketches masterlist (sorely needs to be updated waaaah >.<), which i’d link but tumblr has decided it will not allow me to do that SO!!! you can also find all touya-nii AU asks with the ‘#touya nii universe’ tag!

thank you so much for your kind words, genuinely, they mean the world to me <3 i hope you enjoy going through the touya-nii universe, and promise me you’ll heed the warnings and stay safe!!! <33